Looking for the perfect pumpkin puns?
Whether you’re getting ready to drop a pumpkin-sized joke on social media, trying to spice up your fall captions, or just love a funny pumpkin pun to share at the dinner table, you’re in the right patch.
As soon as you open this article, your search ends here. Life is gourd when you have the right words, and we’re here to help you carve out some fun with the gourd-geous humor of the season.
From pumpkin spice lattes to jack o lanterns and everything in between, these puns are simple, silly, and oh-so-fall-tastic.
Even an 8-year-old could explain them to the whole family!
Pumpkin Puns for Instagram 📸
Need to upgrade your pumpkin patch pics? These puns are perfect for when you’re feeling pumpkin a day kind of energy.
Life is gourd 🎉
You’re the pick of the pumpkin 🍂
Pumpkin a day keeps the bad vibes away 🎃
Gourd morning, world! 🌞
I’m the pun-kin of this patch 🧡
Carve out some fun today ✨
Spice and everything nice is the fall vibe 🍁
Love fall? Same here 🍂
You’re looking gourd-geous today 💃
Orange you glad it’s pumpkin season? 🍊
Just out here gourd-ing my joy 🤗
Feeling what did the pumpkin say kind of day 🤪
This is how I squash stress 😌
Eat too much pumpkin pie? Worth it 🥧
Serving pumpkin realness 💁♀️
Here for the gourd times only 🧡
My pumpkin patch, my rules 🧤
Pumpkin vibes and chill 🎧
Gourd of the ‘gram 📸
Can’t stop, won’t squash 🍃
Halloween-Themed Pumpkin Puns 👻
When jack o lanterns light the way, these Halloween-ready puns will help you creep it cute and carve up some laughs.
I’m hollow inside 🎃
I’ve got that boo-tiful glow 👻
Let’s get smashed, pumpkin style! 🥳
It’s the patch night ever 🌙
Creepin’ it real with my pumpkins 🧛
Boo-yah! It’s pumpkin season! 👻
You’re lookin’ like a snack-o-lantern 😋
Who are you gonna carve? 🎃
Woke up in a pumpkin nightmare 😨
You can’t squash my vibe 🧡
Let’s lay this pumpkin to roast 🔥
It’s pumpkin o’clock somewhere ⏰
No tricks, just pumpkins 🍬
Feeling frightfully gourd 💀
Jack o lanterns are my spirit fruit 🕯️
Orange you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A sand-gourd! 🏖️
I’m all about that spooky squash life 👽
Pumpkin, spice, and scare! 💀
Welcome to the fright patch 👣
I ghosted Halloween last year 😱
Pumpkin Spice Latte Puns ☕️
Pumpkin spice lattes deserve their own section because nothing says fall like your favorite cozy drink.
Pumpkin spice lattes fuel my soul ☕
You mocha me smile 🎃
Gourd morning with PSLs 🌞
Brew-tiful beginnings 🍂
Pour decisions, but make it pumpkin ☕
Sip, sip, hooray for spice! 🎉
This cup is full of fall magic ✨
Frothy and fabulous 🧁
Espresso yourself this autumn ☕
You’re the pumpkin to my latte 💕
Fall-ing for every sip 😍
PSL = Pure Seasonal Love 🍁
This latte is a whole mood 🎃
Spice it up and sip it down 😋
It’s not basic, it’s gourd! 🧡
Got 99 problems but a latte ain’t one ☕
Barista knows my pumpkin order 🎧
PSL and chill kind of day 🌧️
Sip happens, keep sipping ☕
This blend is squash goals 💫
Cute Couple Pumpkin Puns ❤️
Add these squashy puns to your texts, cards, or love notes to show someone they’re the pumpkin of your dreams.
You’re my boo-tiful pumpkin 💘
We make a gourd team 💑
You spice up my life 🧡
I only have pies for you 🥧
Orange you sweet! 🍊
You’re gourd to be mine 🎃
Pumpkin you make my heart skip a beat 💓
Love fall, love you 🍂
I found the pick of the pumpkin 🎯
You make me feel so squashy inside 💖
You’re the latte to my spice ☕
My jack to your lantern 💡
Falling for you harder than autumn leaves 🍁
Let’s carve a future together 🛠️
Pumpkin we go together like pie and whipped cream 🧁
You light up my patch 🎇
Together we’re simply gourd-geous 🥰
I’m feeling vine with you 🌿
We belong in the same patch 💏
You’re sweeter than pumpkin pie 🥧
Pumpkin Puns For Kids 🎈
Easy, adorable, and classroom-ready, these puns will make even the smallest pumpkins giggle.
What did the pumpkin say to the pie? You complete me! 🥧
Why did the pumpkins cross the road? To get to the spice shop! 🛍️
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite color? Orange you glad it’s fall? 🎨
Why was the jack o lantern smiling? It had a gourd day! 😁
What do pumpkins play at recess? Squash ball! 🏐
Why did the pumpkin fail its math test? It couldn’t count on its seeds 🧠
How do pumpkins fix things? With a squash wrench! 🛠️
What’s a lazy pumpkin called? A slouch-o-lantern 😆
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash! 😂
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite snack? Seed-sational trail mix 🥜
What’s orange and tells jokes? A funny pumpkin pun-kin 🎭
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Patch and seek! 🔍
Why was the pumpkin grounded? It was acting squashy 🙈
How do pumpkins relax? They veg out 🎬
Why did the pumpkin get a promotion? It was smashing it! 💼
Who’s a pumpkin’s best friend? Gourd-geous pals 🧡
What’s a pumpkin’s motto? Gourd things come to those who wait 🕰️
Why do pumpkins throw parties? For a gourd time 🎉
What did the pumpkin say at bedtime? Gourd night! 🌙
How do pumpkins stay in shape? They do squash-ups 💪
Pumpkin Puns for Fall Decorations 🍂
Use these puns on signs, banners, mugs, and cozy decor to show your fall spirit.
Home is where the pumpkin spice is 🏡
Welcome to the patch! 🎃
Gourd vibes only 🧡
Pick your pumpkin and stay a while 🍁
This kitchen is pumpkin-approved 🍽️
Hello, gourd-geous! 🎉
Our patch is always cozy 🧣
Eat, drink, and be pumpkin! 🍷
Gourd luck finding better decor! 🛋️
Jack o lanterns light our hearts 💡
Here for the pie and puns 🥧
Let’s patch things up 🎃
Pumpkin spice and porch lights 🌙
Autumn leaves and pumpkin please 🍂
This home runs on spice and everything nice ☕
Trick or treat and take a seat 🍬
Em pumpkin to talk about here 🗣️
Love grows in this patch 🌱
Carve your dreams in this space ✨
Cozy up, it’s squash o’clock 🧤
Food-Themed Pumpkin Puns 🥧
For all the pumpkin pie lovers and fall bakers, these puns are too delicious to resist.
Eat too much pumpkin pie? That’s called being festive 🥧
Gourd appetite, everyone! 🍽️
My favorite spice? Pumpkin, of course! 🧂
This pie is un-squashable 🥧
Let’s bake the most out of fall 👨🍳
Pumpkin up the flavor! 🍲
A slice of heaven 🎃
You butter believe it’s pumpkin season 🧈
Let’s pumpkin-fy this menu 📋
Bake it ’til you make it 🍞
A pumpkin a day keeps the hunger away 😋
Serving up some patch-tastic meals 🧡
Pass the pie and the puns 🥧
Sweet enough to squash my cravings 🍬
The secret ingredient is love (and pumpkin) 💖
Pumpkin soup for the soul 🍲
Let’s lay this pumpkin to roast 🧑🍳
Glazed, mashed, or sliced, we pumpkin everything 🍛
Feeling full of pumpkin and joy 😌
Stirring up gourd memories 🥣
🎃 Pumpkin Spice Puns
Spice, spice baby 🧡
You’re the pumpkin to my spice
Life’s better with a little spice and sass
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
Spice things up this fall
Too gourd to be true
Spicing up my life, one latte at a time ☕
I’m just here for the pumpkin vibes
Sweater weather and spice forever
Let’s get spicy this season
Autumn leaves and pumpkin spice dreams
Fueled by fall and PSLs
You had me at pumpkin spice
Stop and smell the spices
Fall is in the air and my cup
Spicin’ up the day with a PSL
Don’t be bitter, be spiced up
Feeling like a pumpkin queen
I like big cups of spice and I cannot lie
Too gourd-geous for decaf
PSL = Pure Seasonal Love
Orange you glad it’s spice season?
Sweeter than a spiced latte
My blood type is pumpkin spice
Falling in love with every sip
🥧 Pumpkin Pie Puns
Cutie pie alert 🥧
You’re the whipped cream on my pumpkin pie
In crust we trust
Love you to the last crumb
Pie-oneering the fall dessert game
Feast mode: activated
You’re baking me crazy
The pie’s the limit
What a sweetie pie
You had me at first slice
Pie-hard fan here
Pies before guys
Slice, slice baby
Keep calm and eat pumpkin pie
Serving looks and slices
That’s how I roll the dough
It’s the season to crust
Gourd bless this pie
Pie vibes and cozy nights
You’re my sweet little slice
Full of filling and love
Crust me, I’m a pie expert
Just another pie in the sky
That’s a piece of yum
Gimme all the pumpkin goodness
🍁 Best Pumpkin Quotes
Autumn skies and pumpkin highs
Fall magic starts with a pumpkin
I’m just a girl standing in front of a pumpkin, asking it to be spicy
Pumpkins are the spice of life
Keep calm and carve on
If you’ve got it, haunt it
My favorite color is pumpkin
Fall’s MVP: The Pumpkin
Pumpkin season > everything else
Harvesting happiness, one pumpkin at a time
Life’s better in a pumpkin patch
Gourd vibes only
Blessed and pumpkin obsessed
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
You can’t make everyone happy… you’re not a pumpkin pie
Let’s carve out some fun
Happiness is a hot pumpkin drink
Pumpkin goals every fall
Feelin’ gourd today
Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about
Falling for pumpkin everything
Smashing pumpkins (without the band)
Don’t be basic, be pumpkin chic
My heart says pumpkin
Living that pumpkin life
🎃 Best Pumpkin Puns
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Oh my gourd, it’s fall!
You’re the pick of the patch
Pumpkin up the volume
Gourd vibes only
I’m the pun-kin queen
You’re looking boo-tiful
Pumpkin spice up your life
Carving out some good times
Gettin’ real pump-kinky
I’m a little bit pump-kin crazy
Have a smashing Halloween
You’re so gourd-geous
I only have pies for you
Orange you pumped for fall?
Cutest pumpkin in the patch
Let’s get lit (like a jack-o’-lantern)
Pumpkin and proud
You’ve been gourd-napped
Total gourd-friend goals
Mashing pumpkins and smashing goals
Jack-o’-all-trades
Gourd luck finding a better pun
Squash goals this fall
The great pumpkin rises again!
🤣 Funny Pumpkin Patch Jokes
Why was the pumpkin so quiet? It had the seeds of doubt.
What do you call a pumpkin who tells jokes? A pun-kin!
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the patch!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre? Gourd-core.
How do pumpkins flirt? They say, “You’re gourd-geous!”
What’s a jack-o’-lantern’s favorite sport? Squash!
Why don’t pumpkins trust each other? Too many pie promises.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie? Gourdfellas
How do pumpkins stay in shape? Pump-kin-iron!
What did the pumpkin say to its crush? You make me blush orange!
Why are pumpkins such bad comedians? Their timing’s squashy
What’s orange and tells scary stories? A boo-mpkin!
What do pumpkins wear to stay warm? A jacks-et
What happens to a pumpkin who breaks the rules? It gets carved out
Why do pumpkins never fail school? They’re always patching up their grades
What’s a pumpkin’s least favorite chore? De-seeding
How do pumpkins propose? With a vine ring
Where do pumpkins go to relax? The gourd-en
Why was the jack-o’-lantern embarrassed? It had no guts!
What do you call two pumpkins in love? Gourdammit, adorable!
Why do pumpkins hate arguments? They don’t like getting squashed
What do you call a ghost with pumpkin spice? A basic boo!
How do pumpkins cheer up their friends? With gourd jokes
What do pumpkins eat at parties? Seed snacks
Why was the pumpkin patch popular? Because it was lit
📸 Pumpkin Patch Puns for Instagram
Patch you later 🎃
Pumpkin kisses & harvest wishes
Welcome to the patch party
Pick of the patch right here
Living my pumpkin dreams
A little bit of spice, a whole lot of nice
Sweater weather, better together
Channeling my inner gourd
Caught in a pumpkin daze
Let the gourd times roll
I came. I saw. I picked pumpkins.
Cutest pumpkin in the patch
Feeling gourd-geous
Pumped for the patch
Pumpkin mood: ON
This patch is gourd-geous
PSL energy, pumpkin selfie life
Hocus pocus and pumpkins
Vibes brought to you by the patch
Just a patch of pumpkin joy
Spotted: pumpkin queen
Smashing it in the patch
Squash goals met today
Got 99 problems but a pumpkin ain’t one
Life is gourd when you’re in the patch
Conclusion 🎃
From hilarious one-liners to gourd-geous love notes and tasty food puns, you’re now fully loaded with the funniest pumpkin puns for any fall moment.
Whether you’re headed to pumpkin patches or simply enjoying a warm cup of pumpkin spice latte, remember: a pumpkin a day keeps the boredom away!
So grab a PSL, carve out some fun, and share these puns with your family and friends. Pumpkin laughs guaranteed!
