Looking for the perfect pumpkin puns?
Whether you’re getting ready to drop a pumpkin-sized joke on social media, trying to spice up your fall captions, or just love a funny pumpkin pun to share at the dinner table, you’re in the right patch.
As soon as you open this article, your search ends here. Life is gourd when you have the right words, and we’re here to help you carve out some fun with the gourd-geous humor of the season.
From pumpkin spice lattes to jack o lanterns and everything in between, these puns are simple, silly, and oh-so-fall-tastic.
Even an 8-year-old could explain them to the whole family!
Pumpkin Puns for Instagram 
Need to upgrade your pumpkin patch pics? These puns are perfect for when you’re feeling pumpkin a day kind of energy.
Life is gourd 
You’re the pick of the pumpkin 
Pumpkin a day keeps the bad vibes away 
Gourd morning, world! 
I’m the pun-kin of this patch 
Carve out some fun today 
Spice and everything nice is the fall vibe 
Love fall? Same here
You’re looking gourd-geous today 
Orange you glad it’s pumpkin season? 
Just out here gourd-ing my joy 
Feeling what did the pumpkin say kind of day 
This is how I squash stress 
Eat too much pumpkin pie? Worth it 
Serving pumpkin realness 
Here for the gourd times only
My pumpkin patch, my rules 
Pumpkin vibes and chill 
Gourd of the ‘gram
Can’t stop, won’t squash 
Halloween-Themed Pumpkin Puns 
When jack o lanterns light the way, these Halloween-ready puns will help you creep it cute and carve up some laughs.
I’m hollow inside
I’ve got that boo-tiful glow
Let’s get smashed, pumpkin style! 
It’s the patch night ever 
Creepin’ it real with my pumpkins 
Boo-yah! It’s pumpkin season!
You’re lookin’ like a snack-o-lantern 
Who are you gonna carve?
Woke up in a pumpkin nightmare 
You can’t squash my vibe
Let’s lay this pumpkin to roast 
It’s pumpkin o’clock somewhere 
No tricks, just pumpkins 
Feeling frightfully gourd 
Jack o lanterns are my spirit fruit 
Orange you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A sand-gourd! 
I’m all about that spooky squash life 
Pumpkin, spice, and scare!
Welcome to the fright patch 
I ghosted Halloween last year 
Pumpkin Spice Latte Puns 
Pumpkin spice lattes deserve their own section because nothing says fall like your favorite cozy drink.
Pumpkin spice lattes fuel my soul
You mocha me smile
Gourd morning with PSLs
Brew-tiful beginnings
Pour decisions, but make it pumpkin
Sip, sip, hooray for spice!
This cup is full of fall magic
Frothy and fabulous 
Espresso yourself this autumn
You’re the pumpkin to my latte 
Fall-ing for every sip 
PSL = Pure Seasonal Love
This latte is a whole mood
Spice it up and sip it down
It’s not basic, it’s gourd!
Got 99 problems but a latte ain’t one
Barista knows my pumpkin order
PSL and chill kind of day 
Sip happens, keep sipping
This blend is squash goals 
Cute Couple Pumpkin Puns 
Add these squashy puns to your texts, cards, or love notes to show someone they’re the pumpkin of your dreams.
You’re my boo-tiful pumpkin 
We make a gourd team 
You spice up my life
I only have pies for you
Orange you sweet!
You’re gourd to be mine
Pumpkin you make my heart skip a beat 
Love fall, love you
I found the pick of the pumpkin 
You make me feel so squashy inside 
You’re the latte to my spice
My jack to your lantern 
Falling for you harder than autumn leaves
Let’s carve a future together 
Pumpkin we go together like pie and whipped cream
You light up my patch 
Together we’re simply gourd-geous 
I’m feeling vine with you 
We belong in the same patch 
You’re sweeter than pumpkin pie
Pumpkin Puns For Kids 
Easy, adorable, and classroom-ready, these puns will make even the smallest pumpkins giggle.
What did the pumpkin say to the pie? You complete me!
Why did the pumpkins cross the road? To get to the spice shop! 
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite color? Orange you glad it’s fall? 
Why was the jack o lantern smiling? It had a gourd day! 
What do pumpkins play at recess? Squash ball! 
Why did the pumpkin fail its math test? It couldn’t count on its seeds 
How do pumpkins fix things? With a squash wrench!
What’s a lazy pumpkin called? A slouch-o-lantern 
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash! 
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite snack? Seed-sational trail mix 
What’s orange and tells jokes? A funny pumpkin pun-kin 
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Patch and seek! 
Why was the pumpkin grounded? It was acting squashy 
How do pumpkins relax? They veg out 
Why did the pumpkin get a promotion? It was smashing it! 
Who’s a pumpkin’s best friend? Gourd-geous pals
What’s a pumpkin’s motto? Gourd things come to those who wait 
Why do pumpkins throw parties? For a gourd time
What did the pumpkin say at bedtime? Gourd night!
How do pumpkins stay in shape? They do squash-ups 
Pumpkin Puns for Fall Decorations
Use these puns on signs, banners, mugs, and cozy decor to show your fall spirit.
Home is where the pumpkin spice is 
Welcome to the patch!
Gourd vibes only
Pick your pumpkin and stay a while
This kitchen is pumpkin-approved 
Hello, gourd-geous!
Our patch is always cozy 
Eat, drink, and be pumpkin! 
Gourd luck finding better decor! 
Jack o lanterns light our hearts
Here for the pie and puns
Let’s patch things up
Pumpkin spice and porch lights
Autumn leaves and pumpkin please
This home runs on spice and everything nice
Trick or treat and take a seat
Em pumpkin to talk about here 
Love grows in this patch 
Carve your dreams in this space
Cozy up, it’s squash o’clock
Food-Themed Pumpkin Puns
For all the pumpkin pie lovers and fall bakers, these puns are too delicious to resist.
Eat too much pumpkin pie? That’s called being festive
Gourd appetite, everyone!
My favorite spice? Pumpkin, of course! 
This pie is un-squashable
Let’s bake the most out of fall 
Pumpkin up the flavor! 
A slice of heaven
You butter believe it’s pumpkin season 
Let’s pumpkin-fy this menu 
Bake it ’til you make it 
A pumpkin a day keeps the hunger away
Serving up some patch-tastic meals
Pass the pie and the puns
Sweet enough to squash my cravings
The secret ingredient is love (and pumpkin)
Pumpkin soup for the soul
Let’s lay this pumpkin to roast 
Glazed, mashed, or sliced, we pumpkin everything 
Feeling full of pumpkin and joy
Stirring up gourd memories 
Pumpkin Spice Puns
Spice, spice baby
You’re the pumpkin to my spice
Life’s better with a little spice and sass
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
Spice things up this fall
Too gourd to be true
Spicing up my life, one latte at a time
I’m just here for the pumpkin vibes
Sweater weather and spice forever
Let’s get spicy this season
Autumn leaves and pumpkin spice dreams
Fueled by fall and PSLs
You had me at pumpkin spice
Stop and smell the spices
Fall is in the air and my cup
Spicin’ up the day with a PSL
Don’t be bitter, be spiced up
Feeling like a pumpkin queen
I like big cups of spice and I cannot lie
Too gourd-geous for decaf
PSL = Pure Seasonal Love
Orange you glad it’s spice season?
Sweeter than a spiced latte
My blood type is pumpkin spice
Falling in love with every sip
Pumpkin Pie Puns
Cutie pie alert
You’re the whipped cream on my pumpkin pie
In crust we trust
Love you to the last crumb
Pie-oneering the fall dessert game
Feast mode: activated
You’re baking me crazy
The pie’s the limit
What a sweetie pie
You had me at first slice
Pie-hard fan here
Pies before guys
Slice, slice baby
Keep calm and eat pumpkin pie
Serving looks and slices
That’s how I roll the dough
It’s the season to crust
Gourd bless this pie
Pie vibes and cozy nights
You’re my sweet little slice
Full of filling and love
Crust me, I’m a pie expert
Just another pie in the sky
That’s a piece of yum
Gimme all the pumpkin goodness
Best Pumpkin Quotes
Autumn skies and pumpkin highs
Fall magic starts with a pumpkin
I’m just a girl standing in front of a pumpkin, asking it to be spicy
Pumpkins are the spice of life
Keep calm and carve on
If you’ve got it, haunt it
My favorite color is pumpkin
Fall’s MVP: The Pumpkin
Pumpkin season > everything else
Harvesting happiness, one pumpkin at a time
Life’s better in a pumpkin patch
Gourd vibes only
Blessed and pumpkin obsessed
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
You can’t make everyone happy… you’re not a pumpkin pie
Let’s carve out some fun
Happiness is a hot pumpkin drink
Pumpkin goals every fall
Feelin’ gourd today
Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about
Falling for pumpkin everything
Smashing pumpkins (without the band)
Don’t be basic, be pumpkin chic
My heart says pumpkin
Living that pumpkin life
Best Pumpkin Puns
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Oh my gourd, it’s fall!
You’re the pick of the patch
Pumpkin up the volume
Gourd vibes only
I’m the pun-kin queen
You’re looking boo-tiful
Pumpkin spice up your life
Carving out some good times
Gettin’ real pump-kinky
I’m a little bit pump-kin crazy
Have a smashing Halloween
You’re so gourd-geous
I only have pies for you
Orange you pumped for fall?
Cutest pumpkin in the patch
Let’s get lit (like a jack-o’-lantern)
Pumpkin and proud
You’ve been gourd-napped
Total gourd-friend goals
Mashing pumpkins and smashing goals
Jack-o’-all-trades
Gourd luck finding a better pun
Squash goals this fall
The great pumpkin rises again!
Funny Pumpkin Patch Jokes
Why was the pumpkin so quiet? It had the seeds of doubt.
What do you call a pumpkin who tells jokes? A pun-kin!
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the patch!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre? Gourd-core.
How do pumpkins flirt? They say, “You’re gourd-geous!”
What’s a jack-o’-lantern’s favorite sport? Squash!
Why don’t pumpkins trust each other? Too many pie promises.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie? Gourdfellas
How do pumpkins stay in shape? Pump-kin-iron!
What did the pumpkin say to its crush? You make me blush orange!
Why are pumpkins such bad comedians? Their timing’s squashy
What’s orange and tells scary stories? A boo-mpkin!
What do pumpkins wear to stay warm? A jacks-et
What happens to a pumpkin who breaks the rules? It gets carved out
Why do pumpkins never fail school? They’re always patching up their grades
What’s a pumpkin’s least favorite chore? De-seeding
How do pumpkins propose? With a vine ring
Where do pumpkins go to relax? The gourd-en
Why was the jack-o’-lantern embarrassed? It had no guts!
What do you call two pumpkins in love? Gourdammit, adorable!
Why do pumpkins hate arguments? They don’t like getting squashed
What do you call a ghost with pumpkin spice? A basic boo!
How do pumpkins cheer up their friends? With gourd jokes
What do pumpkins eat at parties? Seed snacks
Why was the pumpkin patch popular? Because it was lit
Pumpkin Patch Puns for Instagram
Patch you later
Pumpkin kisses & harvest wishes
Welcome to the patch party
Pick of the patch right here
Living my pumpkin dreams
A little bit of spice, a whole lot of nice
Sweater weather, better together
Channeling my inner gourd
Caught in a pumpkin daze
Let the gourd times roll
I came. I saw. I picked pumpkins.
Cutest pumpkin in the patch
Feeling gourd-geous
Pumped for the patch
Pumpkin mood: ON
This patch is gourd-geous
PSL energy, pumpkin selfie life
Hocus pocus and pumpkins
Vibes brought to you by the patch
Just a patch of pumpkin joy
Spotted: pumpkin queen
Smashing it in the patch
Squash goals met today
Got 99 problems but a pumpkin ain’t one
Life is gourd when you’re in the patch
Conclusion
From hilarious one-liners to gourd-geous love notes and tasty food puns, you’re now fully loaded with the funniest pumpkin puns for any fall moment.
Whether you’re headed to pumpkin patches or simply enjoying a warm cup of pumpkin spice latte, remember: a pumpkin a day keeps the boredom away!
So grab a PSL, carve out some fun, and share these puns with your family and friends. Pumpkin laughs guaranteed!
